"What'ya got?" I asked. "Any of that stuff you had on the menu last time?"
"Christian?" the waiter replied. "Sure, sir, fresh in from Spain."
"Spain?" Leo said. "Different – you certain it's good?"
"The best, sir. 'Animal even has a name – 'Maximus'. Tonight, we're serving it garlic-infused with a side salad."
"Yeah? OK, waiter – Maximus for four! Make it snappy."
The Colosseum didn't let us down. Twenty minutes later, we four shared a great meal.
Scrunch, scrunch, scrunch.