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In the cave, Bruce watched the spider climb six times. Each time it fell.
It tried again. “Go on yersel’, wee man!” Bruce yelled. The spider fell once more.
“Ach, yer useless!” Bruce said, stamping the spider dead.
Some years later, Edward’s army stamped Bruce dead – and all of Scotland.
AT THE ZOO
“Walter, look at those people,” said Mabel the gorilla to her husband. “They're staring at us. Think about it. We live in this hotel and get fed by slaves, they stand behind bars.
"And they think they’re so smart, these humans.”
“Aye, right enough, Mabel.”
“My, Agnes, that pickled brain is so tasty.”
“Count Dracula’s,” Agnes said. “Bought it on eBay. I chew a little every day. How’s your diet going?”
Clarinda sighed. “I wish I could lose a few more pounds.”
“Nonsense. There’s nothing of you. Go on – look in the mirror.”
(Credits for photo: Brenda Dempsey; Atlanta Zoo; Scottish Book Trust)