On the weekend the clocks went back...
“Emergency services, which service do you require?”
“Ambulance – I’ve broken my leg!”
“What happened?”
“I took the stairs too fast, slipped, and fell.”
“When was this?”
“Five minutes ago, 10.30.”
“But It’s only 8.35.”
”My clocks say 10.35.”
“Did you forget the hour change?”
No, I put them forwards last night
“Wrong way, sir. Spring forward, fall back.”
“I actually fell forwards.”
Unfortunately… I can’t send an ambulance to an accident that hasn’t happened yet.
“Oh.”
“Still… if you haven’t broken your leg yet, you can take more care in future. Preventative medicine!”
“Great idea! Thanks – have a nice day!”
“Ambulance – I’ve broken my leg!”
“What happened?”
“I took the stairs too fast, slipped, and fell.”
“When was this?”
“Five minutes ago, 10.30.”
“But It’s only 8.35.”
”My clocks say 10.35.”
“Did you forget the hour change?”
No, I put them forwards last night
“Wrong way, sir. Spring forward, fall back.”
“I actually fell forwards.”
Unfortunately… I can’t send an ambulance to an accident that hasn’t happened yet.
“Oh.”
“Still… if you haven’t broken your leg yet, you can take more care in future. Preventative medicine!”
“Great idea! Thanks – have a nice day!”
