CNN's Jim Acosta, who had been selected as referee, began his job slowly and methodically. He had around fifty questions, but knew he wouldn't get through them all. No chance.
One hour later, time was up. Acosta paused for effect, then turned to the camera.
"Ladies and gentlemen, the results are in. The winner, and the next President, with an IQ score of 62 to 59, is..."