"Gee, they're making it so HARD these days. Can't sit inside with a coffee these days and smoke and joint."
"Damn government. First they ban smoking. Next they'll ban coffee."
"Let's hit the park, man." *Snap*
"Two coffees to go?"
"Two coffees and cream to go."
"Coffee and cream on the green." *Snap*
"Grass on the grass." *Snap*
"Is that coffee in Starbucks or coloured water? Real coffee in Costa and Caffe Nero."
"Yeah, man, but Starbucks know how to treat governments. Starbucks don't pay no taxes." *Snap*
"Hey, man, Starbucks it is." *Snap* *Snap*