The 2016 US Presidential Elections provided rich pickings.
Invariably exciting, these presidential elections were exceptional – some Plutonians were even making scones and tea. Amongst the front runners, one loudmouth candidate promised to “Make Pluto Great Again”, appealing greatly to voters disaffected by Pluto’s recent deplanetifaction. He also promised to build a wall between Saturn and Jupiter and make Neptunians pay for it.
Of the others, one revolutionary promised to give Plutonians everything they wanted. Another, disliked although no one could remember why, was the wife a former president. The rest believed that the Sun was merely a neon light.
It was all too stressful. Time for more tea.
Of the others, one revolutionary promised to give Plutonians everything they wanted. Another, disliked although no one could remember why, was the wife a former president. The rest believed that the Sun was merely a neon light.
It was all too stressful. Time for more tea.
