This is inspired by a real person.
She was convinced that Santa Claus was an illegal immigrant, a terrorist and that his sack contained a bomb with which to blow up everyone up. She also believed he was a muslim, of which his long white beard was proof.
But our hero didn’t lack courage, no! On social media she fearlessly posted capitalised rants demanding Santa’s repatriation. She’d be READY AND WAITING when he came.
On Christmas Eve, she waited for him in the dark. Just after midnight, a hooded figure slipped down the chimney.
But the hooded figure wasn’t carrying a sack, he was carrying a scythe.
She was convinced that Santa Claus was an illegal immigrant, a terrorist and that his sack contained a bomb with which to blow up everyone up. She also believed he was a muslim, of which his long white beard was proof.
But our hero didn’t lack courage, no! On social media she fearlessly posted capitalised rants demanding Santa’s repatriation. She’d be READY AND WAITING when he came.
On Christmas Eve, she waited for him in the dark. Just after midnight, a hooded figure slipped down the chimney.
But the hooded figure wasn’t carrying a sack, he was carrying a scythe.
