By 2028, he owned every TV station, every newspaper, and every publishing house. He’d bought Microsoft and Apple, and had added every other social media outlet. He owned every postal and delivery service.
He thought he was funny. If you didn’t agree, it didn’t matter: no one would ever find out anyway. But audiences loved him anyway, particularly Saturday evening prime-time TV shows like Shoot the Dissenter and particularly Jungle Time, where humans were attacked by snakes, lions, and other predators.
President? Of course, don’t be silly. Not a problem for the richest man in the world.
Elections? Why bother?
He thought he was funny. If you didn’t agree, it didn’t matter: no one would ever find out anyway. But audiences loved him anyway, particularly Saturday evening prime-time TV shows like Shoot the Dissenter and particularly Jungle Time, where humans were attacked by snakes, lions, and other predators.
President? Of course, don’t be silly. Not a problem for the richest man in the world.
Elections? Why bother?
