Any Way You Want Me, You Can Have Me
The Flying Saucers' first manager is Tam Cantlay, a diminutive character from Falkirk who runs a one-man agency called 'Falkirk Wheel'. Although Tam doesn't exactly cover himself in glory in Four Old Geezers And A Valkyrie, he does have his own back story.
Back in the early 1970s, the then Long Tom Cantlay managed to have a very minor hit with his own song Any Way You Want Me You Can Have Me, and he continues to relive it each day. Here's the music on the right, and .
Tam actually gets a short story all to himself – you can read it in the short stories section.