Deciding that one husband was one too many, she decided to rationalise. Inspired by the book How to Murder Someone in Five Easy Stages, she armed herself and arranged to meet her husband at a quiet railway station. Why he agreed, no one knows.
Once alone, she smashed his head fourteen times with a rolling pin, threw the body onto the railway line for the next train to crush, then fled.
The police naturally assumed suicide initially, but then forensics found blood traces away from the platform's edge.
The moral? Always read the last chapter: "How Not to Get Caught."
Once alone, she smashed his head fourteen times with a rolling pin, threw the body onto the railway line for the next train to crush, then fled.
The police naturally assumed suicide initially, but then forensics found blood traces away from the platform's edge.
The moral? Always read the last chapter: "How Not to Get Caught."
