The interview panel members look stern. Facing them is the latest job candidate.
They start to ask the usual questions.
“You have children, Mr Smith?”
“Some. Not sure how many.”
“You use prostitutes?”
“Naturally.”
“Have you ever swindled anyone out of everything they possess?”
He chuckles. “Of course!”
“Do you pay taxes?”
“No. I’m no fool.”
“Mr Smith, have you ever killed anyone?”
“Not personally, but I’ve arranged it occasionally.”
The panellists nod their heads approvingly. “Mr Smith, we have several vacancies to which you seem ideally suited: heads of state in the US, the UK, Russia, China, India, Brazil…”
They start to ask the usual questions.
“You have children, Mr Smith?”
“Some. Not sure how many.”
“You use prostitutes?”
“Naturally.”
“Have you ever swindled anyone out of everything they possess?”
He chuckles. “Of course!”
“Do you pay taxes?”
“No. I’m no fool.”
“Mr Smith, have you ever killed anyone?”
“Not personally, but I’ve arranged it occasionally.”
The panellists nod their heads approvingly. “Mr Smith, we have several vacancies to which you seem ideally suited: heads of state in the US, the UK, Russia, China, India, Brazil…”
