..See, you wouldn’t believe me, but I was right. So I wanna thank all my voters for realising that I’ve got billions of dollars to spend and that I’m always right. Don’t you wanna President that’s always right? And let’s be honest, those previous guys weren’t right for the White House – I mean, listen to its name... Once again I wanna thank all those people who voted for me, especially the women. I love women, especially ones that look great and keep their mouths shut.
...Hey, you guys heard the one about the prostitoot, the Muslim and the Mexican? Well...
...Hey, you guys heard the one about the prostitoot, the Muslim and the Mexican? Well...
