“We drains belong together in the world,” he said. “We’re already living together - why don’t we just tie the knot?”
Kerry stood impassively. “I think we work better this way, doing our own thing,” she said.
Just then, a bath began to empty. As the water coursed through her, Kerry’s beautiful voice echoed in the night sky.
“You and I make such sweet music together, Kerry,” Eric said, just as someone flushed a toilet in the same bathroom.
Kerry smiled. “Eric, you’re so full of - ”
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