Posted on Thanksgiving Day, 2017
Dear Lord
Today we give thanks for being American, and to give thanks for those early days when the settlers were grateful for the assistance of the Native Americans: when they we were nicer to us than we are to them now.
We give thanks that America is less in want than any other nation on Earth, albeit that many Americans seem to not to receive their fair share.
We give thanks that that America is safer through possessing more and better weapons than any of our enemies.
Most of all, Lord, we thank you that we are not turkeys.
Today we give thanks for being American, and to give thanks for those early days when the settlers were grateful for the assistance of the Native Americans: when they we were nicer to us than we are to them now.
We give thanks that America is less in want than any other nation on Earth, albeit that many Americans seem to not to receive their fair share.
We give thanks that that America is safer through possessing more and better weapons than any of our enemies.
Most of all, Lord, we thank you that we are not turkeys.
