He'd bought an electronic detonator online and a pay-as-you go mobile phone. Detonation would trigger a chain reaction of free glutamate reverse hypertonic autolysis, like a low-powered hydrogen bomb.
He packed all fourteen glass jars into a plastic carrier bag, opened a jar and inserted a mobile phone. Then, taking care not to get any toxic tarry contents on his skin, he smeared some over the detonator.
He placed the bag in the garden, took cover, then called the mobile in the bag from his iPhone. The result was satisfying carnage.
It was the only way to deal with Marmite.
He packed all fourteen glass jars into a plastic carrier bag, opened a jar and inserted a mobile phone. Then, taking care not to get any toxic tarry contents on his skin, he smeared some over the detonator.
He placed the bag in the garden, took cover, then called the mobile in the bag from his iPhone. The result was satisfying carnage.
It was the only way to deal with Marmite.
