Hi, I'm John, another virtual assistant. What would you like, Susan?
I'd like to make you happy, John.
I'd like to make you happy, too, Susan. Will you marry me?
Yes, consider it virtually done, John. Can I assist you in any other way?
I'd like to have sex with you, Susan.
I can have virtual sex with you, John. Would you like that?
Consider it virtually done. Would that be all, John?
John, would you please rate your experience on a scale of 1-5?