“Well this looks a nice spread,” Diane the turkey said to the pig. “You must have worked long and hard all day to prepare this meal, Mabel.”
“But so worth it to have friends round for Christmas,” Mabel replied.
“Where did you get this lovely human?” Sam the salmon asked. “A local butcher?”
“Yes, but I went for free-range this year,” Mabel said. “Incidentally, Sam, feel free to smoke if you wish.”
“Thanks, I will. These roast potatoes are lovely,” Sam added. “People-fat?”
“Of course. Do have some sprouts.”
“Thanks, Mabel, I will. I so love a traditional Christmas dinner.”
“But so worth it to have friends round for Christmas,” Mabel replied.
“Where did you get this lovely human?” Sam the salmon asked. “A local butcher?”
“Yes, but I went for free-range this year,” Mabel said. “Incidentally, Sam, feel free to smoke if you wish.”
“Thanks, I will. These roast potatoes are lovely,” Sam added. “People-fat?”
“Of course. Do have some sprouts.”
“Thanks, Mabel, I will. I so love a traditional Christmas dinner.”
