Nowadays, very few people admit to sharing a birthday with Adolf Hitler, born 133 years ago: most are dead like Napoleon III. Mel Brooks made a very funny film about how tasteless it is to share anything nice with Hitler.
But there’s a little-known curse on 20th April birthday-boys. Before we reach our “allotted span”, we must prove their decency by cleansing the Earth of an evil dictator, or forever be cast into the Fires of Hell.
With just 5 days left to avert my fate, has anyone any suggestions about who to assassinate?