OK, up, over, down, in.
Up, over the defensive wall, down enough to beat the goalkeeper in the corner.
The defensive wall's too close, so the referee's pacing ten yards from the ball. The five defenders in the wall – edge back with him. The referee skooshes some paint to show where they mustn't cross.
Up, over, down, in.
I bounce the ball to calm my nerves.
Up, over, down, in.
The referee blows his whistle – we're ready.
Up, over, down, in.
Up, over, down, in.
Ah.... Row Z.