As tensions rose, war between the two nations seemed inevitable. Military advisers advised urged caution but both Supreme Leaders seemed eager for conflict. One leader acted like a child; the other actually was one.
Eventually, the Supreme Leaders decided that enough was enough.
"Bring the nuclear code book!" one said.
"Bring the nuclear code book!" said the other.
The world held its breath. Books were brought from safes and opened at relevant pages. Military advisers slowly explained that firing missiles required each Leader to count down carefully from five bananas to zero until there were no more bananas to count.
Eventually, the Supreme Leaders decided that enough was enough.
"Bring the nuclear code book!" one said.
"Bring the nuclear code book!" said the other.
The world held its breath. Books were brought from safes and opened at relevant pages. Military advisers slowly explained that firing missiles required each Leader to count down carefully from five bananas to zero until there were no more bananas to count.
