When you leave your backdoor open, it makes my life so much easier. I get to see how much money you have in the bank – which means of course I can take it out. I can read your emails, listen to your phone calls, find out all of your contacts’ details – I can even keep it all on file if I want to. I can even see who you’re sleeping with. Even when your computer’s asleep. Or your mobile. I can go wherever I like.
Fortunately, you know you can trust me.
Thank you for letting me into your life.