ROAD WORKS!! Why do they have road works in the rush hour? Repair the roads at night!
TRAFFIC LIGHTS!!! Change change change! Come on, change to green! At last.
F*****G TRAMS!!!!!!*
Just get out of the way, hurry up please!
Thank God, made it at last...
What now? NOW? You mean it? REALLY? I’ve only been here five minutes...
Wait a minute!!!
Waaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Noises off.)
“Congratulations, Mrs. Smith, you have a beautiful baby daughter...”