For the 2020 Presidential Election, Republicans and Democrats alike sought a candidate with an experienced well-oiled support organisation. The candidate should promise the earth, even if nobody actually expected politicians to fulfil those promises.
Eventually, a clear leader emerged. He was perfect – a man with an avuncular, Reagan-like smile, a man who ignored promises, whom most didn't even believe existed. A man who coined the brilliant election slogan:
"Ask not what you want, ask whether you deserve what you want."
Both parties courted him, but he chose to stand as a Republican. The colour of his coat swung it.
Eventually, a clear leader emerged. He was perfect – a man with an avuncular, Reagan-like smile, a man who ignored promises, whom most didn't even believe existed. A man who coined the brilliant election slogan:
"Ask not what you want, ask whether you deserve what you want."
Both parties courted him, but he chose to stand as a Republican. The colour of his coat swung it.
