If elected, I give you my solemn promise that I'll spend more money on schools and hospitals, and on police to keep our streets safe. But our citizens also need jobs, so I'll create employment for millions currently out of work. And I'll increase benefits for the poor.
I'll build new roads and houses, but I'll protect the environment. I guarantee you'll not be asked to cut down on fuel use.
I'll increase surveillance to counter terrorists but I guarantee civil liberties for all.
Above all, I'll do all of this while lowering taxes.
Vote for me!