The Chair called the meeting to order, then the President spoke.
"Ladies and Gentlemen," the latter said, "we must take a stand against these beasts of the sea."
The other boats nodded their brows. They knew who she meant: cruise ships that sailed back and forth, disgorging human refuse onto quaysides each morning all along the Mediterranean.
"We shall nevah. Surrenduh," one English yacht declared.
"Freedom!" yelled a Scottish boat.
A catamaran with an American accent began to reel off the Gettysburg Address when suddenly he was stopped in his tracks.
"Cruise ship!! Cruise ship!!" came the cry. "To battle!!"
"Ladies and Gentlemen," the latter said, "we must take a stand against these beasts of the sea."
The other boats nodded their brows. They knew who she meant: cruise ships that sailed back and forth, disgorging human refuse onto quaysides each morning all along the Mediterranean.
"We shall nevah. Surrenduh," one English yacht declared.
"Freedom!" yelled a Scottish boat.
A catamaran with an American accent began to reel off the Gettysburg Address when suddenly he was stopped in his tracks.
"Cruise ship!! Cruise ship!!" came the cry. "To battle!!"
