(Ring-ring-ring-ring)
"You have reached EarthUniversal Internet Helpdesk. How can I help you?"
"My internet isn't working."
"Press 1 for bill payments, 2 for sales, 3 for technical enquiries."
(Presses 3) "My internet isn't working."
"Can I call you Gordon? Have you tried switching off and rebooting?"
"Of course."
"Are all the cables connected?"
"OF COURSE!!"
"Would you like to speak to our technical enquiries, Gordon?"
"I thought..."
(Forty minutes later...) "Gordon, have you tried...?"
"YES!!! Look, are you in India? The Phillipines? Outer Mongolia?"
"Pluto, Gordon. EarthUniversal Helpdesk recently relocated here... now can I help you, Gordon? – "
(Conversation terminated.)
"You have reached EarthUniversal Internet Helpdesk. How can I help you?"
"My internet isn't working."
"Press 1 for bill payments, 2 for sales, 3 for technical enquiries."
(Presses 3) "My internet isn't working."
"Can I call you Gordon? Have you tried switching off and rebooting?"
"Of course."
"Are all the cables connected?"
"OF COURSE!!"
"Would you like to speak to our technical enquiries, Gordon?"
"I thought..."
(Forty minutes later...) "Gordon, have you tried...?"
"YES!!! Look, are you in India? The Phillipines? Outer Mongolia?"
"Pluto, Gordon. EarthUniversal Helpdesk recently relocated here... now can I help you, Gordon? – "
(Conversation terminated.)
