It was almost six feet long, with fanged teeth. It was found on the beach after Hurricane Irma had passed.
Locals were suspicious: where had it come from? Had it come by boat from Cuba? Had it scaled The Wall? The immigration authorities questioned it, but it remained silent, exercising its 5th Amendment rights. Outside, KKK protesters marched: "NO FANG-TEETH HERE!" But eventually the authorities decided it was native, and had just come ashore during the storm.
So what became of it? Well, in America the impossible is normal. It was elected the 46th President of the USA, of course.
Locals were suspicious: where had it come from? Had it come by boat from Cuba? Had it scaled The Wall? The immigration authorities questioned it, but it remained silent, exercising its 5th Amendment rights. Outside, KKK protesters marched: "NO FANG-TEETH HERE!" But eventually the authorities decided it was native, and had just come ashore during the storm.
So what became of it? Well, in America the impossible is normal. It was elected the 46th President of the USA, of course.
