You a-talkin’ to me? You a-talkin’ to me? What?
Why me? Why not a green or yellow pepper instead? Red’s just another colour, really. Fancy some nice tomatoes? How about a nice courgette? You see that big purple thug behind me? That’s an aubergine. Don’t mess with him, I warn you. He’s on my side.
No, I’ve just heard the dreaded word! Put us all down! PUT US DOWN!!
Please... not ratatouille...